If I had a trillion dollars
Or perhaps a trillion times two
I wouldn’t offer you a measly cent
And this is so very true
I would buy myself some land
And build a house or probably two
I would build a great big fence
So I am never bothered by you
I would change my phone number
I might even change my entire name
I would take care of the people
Who always remained the same
You always said money changed people
And somehow I guess you were right
It showed me how greedy you are
And how I want you out of my sight
That’s why If I had a trillion dollars
Or perhaps a trillion times two
I wouldn’t offer you a measly cent
And this is so very true
Money is the root of all evil
That’s what the old folks say
So I am telling you now
“DEVIL! Please Go away”
For while my bank account is overflowing
And I definiately have more than enough to spare and last
I would rather decide to use the excess on a statue for you to kiss
A golden statue of my a$$